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Does your wife make good choices?
Just remember you are one of your wife`s choices before you answer this question.

Never laugh at your wife`s decisions

You are one of them!



Marriage the Gamble
Betting someone half your stuff that you will love them forever.

A bit synical this one but remember many of us do infact win the bet.



I DO!
The longest sentence you can form with two words, I DO. Are you ready for a life of marriage

Hopefully your sentence will be a long one, with much joy along the path.

Marriage - Sleeping With The Enemy
When all is not well in the marriage relationship, please people no poisoning the coffee!

If you ever find yourself having this conversation, it may be worth considering a divorce



The worlds smallest handcuffs
Wedding rings, the symbol of being joint together forever.

After all handcuffs are a great way to spice up your life.



My husband thinks i`m crazy, hes the one that married me
Married to a crazy women, ask yourself what that says about your own mentality.

The International Symbol For Marriage
Marriage is universally recognised as the day that the man money goes straight into the wife`s account, thus the international symbol of marriage.